Bobby Bare Jr. Lyrics
"Bald Headed Woman"

(Shel Silverstein)

Now a golden haired woman she'll take all your gold
Her eyes may be warm but her feet would be cold
And she would get fat just as soon as she's old
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Hey, hey, stay away
She'll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a golden haired woman.

Now a raven haired woman she'll burn with desire
Hold you and squeeze you and kiss you like fire
But once you get married then she'll be too tired
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

I said hey, hey, stay away
She'll make you miserable all of your day
Hey, hey, stay away
Stay away from a raven haired woman.

Now a red headed woman she'll scream and she'll roar
She won't make the bed and she won't sweep the floor
And she'll fool around with the fellow next door
Stay away from a red headed woman.

But a bald headed woman she'll love you each day
You can beat her and kick her but she'll always stay
'Cause she knows no one's comin' to steal her away
Hurray for a bald headed woman.

Hey, hey, that's a way
She'll make you happy the rest of your day
Hey, hey, that's a way
Hurray for a bald headed woman...