Bob Rivers Lyrics
"Carol Of The Drunks"

Hark how the cock-
tales seem to flow
gin tanqueray
more chardonnay
christmas is here
drinking good cheer
ice cubes are cold
more cuervo gold
don't be a dink, watch what you drink
don't be a dork, don't pop the cork
Don't take the wheel, don't be a heel
don't grab the stick, don't be a dick
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't let your buddy budweiser in the car
be a bud and don't drink and drive
if you think you have had a few too many
grab a booth and sober up at Denny's
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
hark how the cock-
tales seem to flow
don't drive away
don't swerve away
christmas is here
drinking good cheer
ice cubes are cold
more cuervo gold
don't be a dink, watch what you drink
don't be a dork, don't pop the cork
don't take the wheel, don't be a heel
don't grab the stick, don't be a dick
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
have shirley temple drive
she'[ll get you home alive
she's a friend who won't drink and drive
if you drink gin fizzes like the fishes
you will land your britches in the ditches
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't drink and drive
don't take the wheel, don't be a heel
don't grab the stick, don't be a dick
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
dick