Bob And Tom Lyrics
"Toast Song"

All around the country and coast
People always say what do you like most
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast
I always tell 'em I like toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!

I get up in the mornin' 'bout six AM
Have a little jelly have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires gets hot
I get toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
YEAH TOAST!!!!!

Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light and then
If it pops too soon, press down again
Make toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
UHH TOAST!!!!!

When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have been a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread
Make toast

YEAH TOAST!!!!!
UHH TOAST!!!!!

Oui monsieur bonjour coquette
Uh huh croissante vous a ver
Maurice chevalier effeil tower
Oh oui maria bagette bon soir

FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!

In Chicago or on the Bob and Tom Show

YEAH TOAST!!!!!

Yeahuau, toast.