album: Cheshire Cat (1994)
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(No we ain't gonna take it unless it's from a doverman 
pincher Ladies and gentlemen, for your listening pleasure, 
Blinkgooey gooey goo) 

Passively one day as the sun rose out of it's house 
So did this little old guy as he whistled out of his mouth 
And happily and gay 
Well I guess not exactly that 
Because he found a special girl 
That put him in a special trance 

He fell in love so quickly 
What the hell was he to expect 
That the girl under his arm wasn't the same 
As any other girl 
That he had thought that he once met 
I guess you could only blame fate 

Things started getting weird as they started to kiss 
She often felt his beard and remembered how her father she'd missed 
And then quietly one day 
He sang a song from deep within his heart 
Causing some ingestion 
He finished with a great big fart and 

She knew at that one moment 
That song was something she'd heard before 
So she asked him to do it again 

Then out the door they hurried 
She was gonna find out for sure 
So she analyzed his rear end 

She said, When I was a little girl my dad left my mom. 
He used to always fart and sing this special song. 
Now I wasn't quite so sure until your pants did fall. 
'Cause now I know that your my dad because you use ben wah balls. 

I said a wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah... 
ben wha balls wah, wah, wah-wah-wah, 
Wah, wah-wah-wah, wah...ben wah balls

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