Bif Naked Lyrics
"The Gross, Gross Man"

he keeps looking at me with his groping, watching eyeballs,
gross! we women, we are supposed to just drop our eyes and
be quiet. just don't look at the gross, gross man and hope he
quits ogling.

believe it or not, i want to flip him the bird ya know?

but i don't, cuz we women don't. once i gave the finger to a
bunch of construction dudes, but they were yelling really bad
stuff about my cookie. it just got 'em all riled up, and then
they yelled, dyke! and i had pms so i cried all the way home.

gross, gross man still gawking as i sit here writing... what's he
thinking? gee, maybe i'll invite him up to my sex den and he
can fondle my boobies... yeah, right!

stupid gross man, quit'staring! gosh, he just won't let up. it
makes me feel really uncomfortable i wish i could just crawl
under a rock! 'cuz we women are supposed to just feel bad
about ourselves, like we're doing something wrong. i'm not! i
swear! being we women sucks! fuck you!