Bargain Music Lyrics
"Dick In Dixie"

The ball was dropped about an hour and a half ago
I believe it was an eight ball

Some say I'm not country
That's just fine with me
Cause I don't want to be country
With some asshole looking over at me
They say that I'm I'll mannered
That I'm gonna self destruct
You know what I'm thinking
You know that pop country really sucks
Well I'm here to put the dick in dixie
And the comeback in country
The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of fucking shit to me
They say that I'm I'll mannered, what
That I'm gonna self destruct, well probably
But if you know what I'm thinking
You know that pop country really sucks

Losing all the outlaws
Who had to stand their ground
Cause they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town
And they have no idea
About sorrow and woe
Cause they're just too god damn busy sucking dick on music row
So I'm here to put the dick in dixie
And the comeback in country
The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of fucking shit to me
They say that I'm I'll mannered
That I'm gonna self destruct
But if you know what I'm thinking
You know that pop country really sucks

We're losing all the outlaws (can't do it)
Who had to stand their ground (it's all tight baby)
Cause they're being replaced by these kids from a manufactured town
And they have no idea
About Hank, Ruben and Joshua
They're just too damn busy trying to get on Travis Tritt's fucking nuts
I'm here to put the dick in dixie
And the comeback in country
The kind of country that I hear nowadays is a lot of bullshit to me
They say that I'm I'll mannered
That I'm gonna self destruct, I know I will
You know what I'm thinking
You know that pop country really sucks

Dick in dixie
The comeback in country
Cause you don't know what you're dealing with
I don't think there's nothing wrong with Billy Ray Cyrus
Amen