Arrogant Worms Lyrics
"Heimlich Maneuver"

I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
The sun goes down on another day
A day where I haven't found love

I try to eat but all I taste
Is the flavour of a broken heart
Then I saw you across the room
I gasp and my breathing stops

My heart's in my throat..
Or is it a potato?
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver

Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her

My love is consummating
While I'm asphyxiating
Over her
When I wake up I'm on the floor

Faint and dizzy and alone
My stomach hurts I think
My ribs are cracked
I'm not sure if I'm in a dream

I turn my head and there you are
I call out and my breathing stops
It's her again..
Punching my esophagus

I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver
Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat

She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her
Before my expiration
I need resusitation

Mouth to mouth
She throws water in my face
Slaps my cheek
Helps me back on my stool

She's a waitress here but in the night
She's a student at the nursing school
She comes again with a smile and the bill
I pick it up and choke again

She's charged me for my lunch
And for the medical procedure
I love you so much
I need the Heimlich Maneuver

Your love sticks like
A turkey bone in my throat
She's in my thoughts and
It'll need a jolt to remove her

For my lasting endurance
I'll need medical insurance
For my bill
For me to get some peace

I'll need a tracheotomy
Or an air bag.