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"She Broke My Dick"

She broke my dick

Getting it on with...
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick manuever
and then i heard it snappin'

She broke my dick
OOOWWWWWWWW
She goddamn broke my dick

Ever since I met her
My life's been on the rocks
Cold ice packs and heating pads
And band-aids for my...(penis)

She broke my dick!
OOOWWWWWWWW
She goddamn broke my dick

She broke my dick
Ugggggghhh
She goddamn broke my dick
(she broke his dick)
She broke my dick
(I broke his dick)
She broke my broke my dick

Main vein shot with cortisone, ice pack on the rest
It hurt so much but I'd do it again
Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?