Adam Sandler Lyrics
"The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver"

Announcer:
And Now the Severe Beating of a High School Bus Driver.

Bus Driver:
How are ya Brian?
Good Morning Lisa!
Good to see ya Tommy!
Hey Good morning Kyle, Nice New Backpack!
Watch Your step now Joseph!

Uhh Young man can I help you?
Well Can I see your bus pass please?

(Sound of the bus driver getting hit)

Ahh! Sir Please!

(Sound of the bus driver getting hit)

I drive with that hand!

(Sounds of Bone breaking)

Children call for help!
Ahh jesus ohh no!
Ahh holy jeeze no!

(Sound of Horn Honking)

I ah Holy!
My ohh uhhh!
Thats my oh yes oh (groans)

(Sound of the bus driver laying on the horn)