Abraham Cloud Lyrics
"Ideal Employee #743"

I'm just lookin' for a job,
Maybe I could mow your lawn,
Cool lemonade in the warm suburban sun,
After the job was done, 'cause

I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743
I KEEP MY EYES OPEN
AND MY MOUTH SHUT
AND I DON'T TAKE FROM THE TILL
YOU GAVE ME A NUMBER
BUT MY NAME IS BILL

I'm just lookin' for a job,
Somethin' to keep me occupied,
I wanted to save the world,
But that doesn't pay,
I'm back on the streets today,

I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743

I CAN PASS YOUR PISS TEST
THEN YOU CAN PISS ON ME

I'M UNDER THE GUN
IN THE LAND OF THE FREE

And I'll do a good job for you,
Yeah I'll do my best,
And I'll do everything for you,
I'll do my best

I WAS IDEAL EMPLOYEE #743

THEY PROMISED THE WORLD TO ME
BUT I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING
PROGRESS MARCHES ON, AN' SO SHOULD I
UNDER THE GUN IN THE LAND OF THE FREE
I WAS PROUD TO BE 743
HERE'S TO YOU 744.

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