I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint getting a Smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee.
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.
I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint getting a Smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee.
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.
Now Sharon, she's in the pub, she's pulling the pints
'N pulling the punters if she thinks the price is right
She's into nuts and gin with slimline tonic
she plucked out her eyebrow 'n drew a line on it
I don't buy her a drink I just get her some pork scratchings,
keep her off my pint cos I think her warts catchin (urgh)
It's pub quiz night n she's bad for my health
She asked me 21 questions and they're all about herself
She likes my hair she likes my car she's in the daily sport
I don't understand a single word cos she comes from York
I'm not that bloke that's only tryin'a get her into bed (nop)…
I'm that bloke that's only tryin cos I'm off my head (yep)
We can leave now if your starting to get bored,
We'll take the bus home cos my Nova's not insured
Look love its simple if your sitting with me
Sip your drink but don't touch my P.I.N.T
I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint getting a Smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee.
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.
bur-bur-bur-bur-burn unitttttttttt
f-i-f-t-y pence that's me,
I work in the burn unit infirmary
NHS pention 'til im sixty three
and you know that im representing Kings Langley..
f-i-f-t-y pence that's me,
I'm a nature loving geezer you can find me in the tree
I'm accidently known and locally accepted
(get off my pint!)
So now you know about me
Yeah love got my Reebok Classics on,
I'm bout to show you why my pint hand is quite strong
You're not wrong if you think I got a lazy eye,
It's cos I had a mishap with a steak and kidney pie
I down a pint the same way I down a glass of water
I swear I didn't know this bird was the landlord's daughter
Burn - U - N - I - tizzy
I bumped my head and now I'm feeling dizzy
I've got people in Watford that know how I get down
Got a bird in Hemel a few mates in town,
I've got a job in McDonalds and im not messing around
I've got a Big Mac, McFlurry's and a quarter pound-errr
Just put it on my tab
Pick up a doner at millennium kebab
for closin time
And about the fighting
I've got a beer proof vest to avoid the pinting..pinting..
I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint getting a Smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee.
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.
I dunno what you heard about me,
but you aint getting a Smirnoff for free.
You can sit yourself on my knee.
But keep your hands off my P.I.N.T.
Yeah
Now in Hollywood they say there's no business like show business,
Well in the pub dave said there's no business like the dough business,
He’s a baker
See if I talk really fast I sound like a prat
but if you listen real fast I don’t gotta slow down
Haha yeah |